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Danelaw Club Song

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Danelaw Club Song

Medieval re-enactment
Steel weapon fighting
We put on shows, don't mind the blows
Whoever we are smiting

Danelaw fighters are the best
Kill for recreation
Hack and slash and stab and chop
And facial mutilation

Now let us tell you all a bit
About our fellow members
There's many here so lend an ear
We'll see what you remember

Danelaw fighters are the best
Kill for recreation
Hack and slash and stab and chop
And facial mutilation

There's Pete and Barb with dogs in tow
Brooksie makes his jewellery
When Kirk and Jake fight it out
The crowd enjoy the foolery

Danelaw fighters are the best
Kill for recreation
Hack and slash and stab and chop
And facial mutilation

On working bees we slave away
Tolerate no slacker
We work all day and get no pay
Like Sam on the weed wacker

Danelaw fighters are the best
Kill for recreation
Hack and slash and stab and chop
And facial mutilation

At Ironfest and Blacktown fair
We fight with sword and shield
Dave's skill with both is so precise
All other fighters yield

Danelaw fighters are the best
Kill for recreation
Hack and slash and stab and chop
And facial mutilation

Anthony and Veronica
Got roped in cause of parents
Jamie's fought for many years
His skill is quite apparent

Danelaw fighters are the best
Kill for recreation
Hack and slash and stab and chop
And facial mutilation

Frodo's gear it is the best
It knows no limitation
Dennis spruiks and talks us up
Just watch the public urination

Danelaw fighters are the best
Kill for recreation
Hack and slash and stab and chop
And facial mutilation

If there is a mirror handy
might catch Adam looking
Michael carves and no one staves
When Ray brings out her cooking

Danelaw fighters are the best
Kill for recreation
Hack and slash and stab and chop
And facial mutilation

Fighting, drinking, bad behaviour
Maidens giving kisses
What fun we have and times we share
Just do not tell Jade's missus

Danelaw fighters are the best
Kill for recreation
Hack and slash and stab and chop
And facial mutilation

So come and join us all you kids
for lots of fun and slaughter
As Kirk and Dennis and the gang
Kill all the men they're after.

Danelaw fighters are the best
Kill for recreation
Hack and slash and stab and chop
And facial mutilation
Last week I was talking to the guys in my medieval reenactment club about a song for us to all sing at events. I suggested that it should be full of bravado and debauchery and have a simple and catchy tune. Well, the idea was swimming around my head all week and here it is. You sing it to the Roger Ramjet theme tune or "Yankee doodle" as they're one in the same.
I knew I had to have a verse about every member and make it personal to them all. We'll see how it goes tomorrow.
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dreamwolf2013's avatar
Nice lyrics. Gives me an urge to play medieval RPG games.